By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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squarecircles 13

Maybe you can persuade her into joining you in your own adult version of flappy bird.

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MrsKilown 20

Better get on beating the score, or really familiar with your hand. Lol!

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glossylossy 3

You can tap it, if you flap it.

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njcsnowboarder13 6

How unreasonable. Although she won't get the D, so that also hurts her

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VanOBrien 14

Tell her to stock up the batteries for her vibrator while you go find a mature woman. One who won't base your sex lives on a silly out of date game app for phones.

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ForbiddenDestiny 20

Take it to a family gathering, start a friendly rivalry with your grandparents and such, one will decide they have to beat all the high scores and not leave until doing so... Then leave. She's weird!

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Saloohaz 1

Looks like you're the one who's gonna end up with a flappy bird!

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justin1205 9

You better get REALLY focused or you could jailbreak your phone.

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Fablelord 14

I would say that you're ******, but your username sums up the situation quite well.

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B6LLT 14

time to go time to go time to gooooo

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