By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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FuckItO_O 10

Seems like you will be a fappy bird for a while. ;)

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liquidpwnage 15

If she's that unreasonable then there's more to it than that.

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redbolzelmo 2

Or there isn't...

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leviheichou 15

I thought the whole flappy bird thing was over by now...

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angeloshaheen 8

It will be worst if u have a nokia

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kierbobsled 7

Haha well get a move on, what are you waiting for?

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acash93 7

She wants you to develop your fingering skills.

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Durantye 8

Honestly she can't possibly be serious. Though if she is just make her think you are going to a hooker. Better yet actually go to one.

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Omerta7 3

Better hope that you app doesn't get 'accidentally' deleted because there's no getting it back. Lol

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