By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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TryHardNinja747 2

She obviously just doesn't want to have sex with you.

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MidnaLink 33

First chance you get, sneak into her phone and get rid of that very evil game.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

How old is your girlfriend? Twelve? She sounds too immature to be having sex in the first place. O.o

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abusch 9

Some interesting line breaks there made your FML read "Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her......". Was a little awkward until I read the next line.

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obff527 7

YDI for dating someone that ridiculous and dumb.

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yourwifelovesme 25

This is why it's called "flappy" bird lol

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