Make sure the walk ends at the doorstep. You don't want to get shame on your furniture; it's hard to clean.

one word: yikes

"What do ya do when yo' bitch is untrue? You cut that hooker off and find someone new I need another bitch (another bitch), in my life"

What a s*ut id leave her ass high n dry she doesnt deserve u man

She was at your doorstep: checkpoint reached! Next checkpoint: her own place. I really hope you two haven't been serious and been together long.. The more you invest emotionally in someone, the more it wrenches your guts when this happens.. I'm sorry OP

Talk about taking your costume seriously. Dress like a hoe, act like a hoe. (I do know that's not necissarily true for everyone, but still)

I wonder what excuse she came up with. "oh no babe, I thought he was you." " it's- it's not what It looks like."

Wait! Why didn't you go with her?

Lock the door and throw her stuff out the window

Time to break up