turtle soup?

o and remmember to kill it first, dont boil it while it still alive, thats justy mean

Please take it to a decent rescue centre or rehome it yourself privately. Don't just pass it off to whoever will take it; try to make sure whoever it goes to actually knows something about the animal, unlike you and your retarded girlfriend. -.- And next time someone tries to bully you into randomly buying an animal you don't want and have no understanding of, man the **** up and tell them no, and why it's a bad idea. People like your stupid bitch of an ex are why rescue centres are full to bursting with animals no one wants. Maybe she should volunteer at a local centre, help out the people who spend their lives cleaning up the messes people like her leave behind. On the bright side, this FML is a shining example of why buying an animal with no prior research is REALLY ******* RETARDED. Poor sodding turtle.

Maybe you should've done the research before you bought it "together," willing or not. #25 - You're amazing. I agree completely.

are u ******* dumb? just get rid of it. how is this an fml. wow. u need help.

Just let it go in some pond or lake.

I hear this guy called Craig made some sort of List that solves these problems.

I'll take it!

Give it away or give it to a pet store. Or RUN OVER IT!!

Feed it to her.