Oh, #7, fantastic idea. Keep an animal you don't want or can't care for because it's 'cute' and 'it'd be a waste of money' to make sure it gets a home with someone who can actually look after it. How about we forget the money aspect and think about, oh I don't know, the animal's WELFARE?

Can I have the turtle? And anyway, you should be happy. Turtles are cool!

wow u need help. how is this an fml? in any way? whatsoever? thats just dumb. quit life if your about to spasm over what your going to do with a turtle you don't want. let me give u an idea. take the turtle to ur gf under one arm and in the other a knife. "You take it or it dies right now you bitch" u dont have to be that big of an asshole but that's one way to get rid of it. ppl like u make fml no fun. thank god theres enough ppl out there with good fml stories

HEY YOU! MY NAME IS ANDRE asshole

More like F the Turtle's Life It's not really that big of a deal just give it to an animal shelter or insist she take it

Honestly, you should have done this research before buying a pet. You deserve it.

Try to find it a nice home, #28 sounds keen. But YDI for agreeing to get it when together, never do that, I nearly ended up with two evil rabbits, obviously I wore the trousers so put my foot down on where they should go.

Give it to the nature center, they'd take it.

BTW: I have a pet turtle. I just feed it once a day and clean the tank every few months. It's not hard. What kind of turtle is it?

LOL #36! The OP should prepare in case the turtle tries to kill him for thinking of leaving it...