By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Vehicle 1

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?

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GodofRandom 0

Why would you even think you didn't deserve this one? Asshole.

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yogizgirl96 0

yah that is what u call KARMA!!!!!!

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Shootamonkey3 0

You ******* selfish dick. Go shoot yourself since you work for a rebel company.

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creedaddict 9

I would of kept that shame to myself lol

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5upernova 3

FYL? No. YDI? Yes. Looks like you are finally getting what you deserve for leaving your long-term ex-financee for someone you have known for a shorter period of time. Your ex-financee is better off with someone who can set their priorities right.

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Clonedskin 0

Hahaha YOU DESERVE IT....no offense.

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johnnie254 7

my ex did the same thing. she left me because I wasn't supporting her financial needs and left me for a dude who worked at a T-Mobile kiosk.... 3 years later, I became a Dentist and own two dental offices. Karma, dude

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chanel5829 0

Didn't you post that on fml? I swear I saw it on this site couple of months ago.

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MyNameIsBruce 0

you can't own a dental office. you're 19 dude. Nice try though...

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