Insulting and Love: Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 44 655

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 147

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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ifuckmonsters 5

Monday 10 December 2012 23:31

And you're surprised?

RochelleRedvines 8

Monday 10 December 2012 23:31

She asked for it. Literally.

Comments

bribritaytay 11

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:16

There is only one thing we really know about girls. You don't EVER tell them they're fat. EVER.

FadeIntoLucy 12

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:20

I don't think OP deserves it. Where the hell did the girlfriend see that going? When you flat out ASK to be insulted, I think you should expect it.

katties 27

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:23

How the hell would anyone really think that insult for insult makes things up and everyone becomes friends again?

meso222 8

Saturday 23 February 2013 13:53

Its a guy thing normally... We insult eachother, hopefully it prevents a fist fight but either way the problem ussually solves its self.

supportcommand 17

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:26

Never hack on a girls weight. You should have told her she sucks at sucking dick. That way you both win. She got her insult, and you will get better blow jobs.

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:27

You fell for the oldest trick in the world! I would have come up with an insult that was more about me than her. Like for example " you don't let me get drunk". See that implies weakness on my part (I like to get drunk) and strength on her part (she is a good influence on me and I can't live without her). Or some such bullshit. But NEVER use the fat card!

TopBanana20 11

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:30

"I can't think of an insult baby, you are too perfect." would have been soo much better. She would have felt like crap for insulting you earlier and you would have gotten major brownie points.

Levvy 22

Tuesday 11 December 2012 15:48

Shallow manipulation isn't any healthier than trivial insults that may or may not have been sincere.

ChubiAlina 6

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:32

Dude that's the wrong thing to tell a girl. Everyone knows how women are about their weight. You were just being a douche.

IntoTheClouds 42

Tuesday 11 December 2012 5:45

She ******* asked for it. If she's unprepared for an insult, she shouldn't ******* ask for an insult.

carminecris89 13

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:32

Sounds like a bizarre relationship. I don't know why it wouldn't occur to her to just apologize or for you to take the higher ground and not follow through with such a messed up request.