Insulting and Love: Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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ifuckmonsters 5

Monday 10 December 2012 23:31

And you're surprised?

RochelleRedvines 8

Monday 10 December 2012 23:31

She asked for it. Literally.

Comments

dustyb90 4

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:39

You are an idiot lol

Kaerunoutof 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:47

If she asks you to insult, you MUST say the admiration as if "you're too beautiful to insult, in addition, are you thinking I can blame itself of my life for petty things?"

ObnoxiousJeans 6

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:54

Really? You're getting fat? Never insult a girl's weight. Never. You could've said something about her ears or feet but never about her weight.

sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:59

You should have said nothing to your girlfriend .

Ariet 20

Tuesday 11 December 2012 1:10

1) She asked for an insult back, so he said it and it was her fault for even bringing it up. So part of me thinks its her fault. 2) However, you could've been nicer about it, after all - she's your girlfriend.

marcsyo 11

Tuesday 11 December 2012 1:12

Why couldn't she have just apologized?

simoncat 11

Tuesday 11 December 2012 1:14

Are ye daft, man?

upsidedownn 8

Tuesday 11 December 2012 1:16

Well, depending on the severity of the insult she gave you then I'd say she deserved it... But if it was something really dumb, you may have went overboard.