This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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Turtle_rebellion 10

You cheat on your girlfriend and say your life is ******? It's your own damn fault! If you want to sleep with other women, you can at least break up with your girlfriend first.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I hope she made you her ex.

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MidnightKnight 6

So you cheat on your girlfriend, leave a list like that lying around, and then whine about it when you get caught? An FML for sure

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SamanthaCassieL 10

That's what I was thinking... 1. Who makes an keeps a list of people they have ha sex with and their ratings when in a relationship. And 2. Who makes and keeps a list of people they are having sex with and their ratings when in a relationship? Mind = ******.

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uzairmacy 5

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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ebonyirony 29

He said he had sex with other women AFTER her. Unless they broke up. He ****** someone. And then they got back together, she should be last.

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PenguinsareFun 4

Are u one of those guys with stupid rules like: it's not cheating if I leave my left sock on?

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uzairmacy 5

No, I think cheating is wrong but if you have had relationships before her and you've had sex what's the big deal. But the list thing was just idiotic.

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PenguinsareFun 4

You read the whole thing right? It's not the list itself. Its the fact she wasn't the last name on it...

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Googling chronological will help you understand.

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

But having sex with other women while having a gf IS cheating. o.o UNLESS they're both Swingers but I highly doubt from how he put his so called "FML" that that's the case.

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uzairmacy 5

OMG. I feel so stupid now I only read the FML across once. Now I get it lol

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misspulkadot24 17

28-Why did you have to drag bagels into this?

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itsthisbitch 1

Your a ******* moron it was obviously implied, if there were girls listed after her that means he slept with them after her if she is his current girlfriend guess what that is? Cheating you idiot

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GetTheFuckOut 7

That's horrible, dude. Why would you even make a list like that? You pretty much deserve everything.

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KelseyDaBoyz 21

Why would you keep a list of that? Cheating bastard.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Seriously, how the hell did you expect people not to say YDI to this one????

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ineslovescats 5

What the actual FU**!?!? what the butt were you thinking when you made this ingenious list of yours?? You had to have known there was a slight chance your girlfriend would find this list?!?! Your a complete dumb@ss

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

You know, cursing is allowed on here... It just looks stupid when you half@$$ censor that $h!t like I just motherfu(k!ng did.

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Larawk 8

Hope she puts fish hooks through your eye lids, hangs you by them and whips your balls till you blink. Too far? Ah bah

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

How do you know that OP is a human? He could be an alien. Or a chipmunk. Or a cyborg.

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