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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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RealTalk0 7

First class douchebag.

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Dracoboxer357 35

39- Hardly first class, even for that. I'd say third class, twice rejected and sold at half price, sans warranty. ;p

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G0t4acked 8

You are making the entire male species look like cheating assholes. I hope you (ex)girlfriend had the sense to kick you in the balls hard enough to where there will be no more names added to that list. Have fun being single asshole.

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laxforevrr 0

dude you deserve it for cheating on her it should be an fml for her instead...

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Shrouds 14

Why the hell would you even make a list... oh hey, i wanna get myself caught... douche

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spazz666 18

Your comment appears to be implying that it's okay that he was cheating, and not that he made a list. Now, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you just worded it incorrectly.

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joethebiden 8

Remember that idiot mobster in Casino who kept a ledger of all the mob stuff he was doing and then the police raided his house and found it? This is pretty much the same thing, except with an added douchefuck factor. The guy in Casino did literally drop dead after the cops found his ledger. I would suggest you do the same. Either that or rent Casino and sit through all the scenes where Sharon Stone acts like a greedy, batshit, coked-out harpy. You deserve it.

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prettyinpink03 11

You sir, are a jackass and an idiot and quite disgusting.

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bestnameright 14

Guys maybe he did the girl before him and her were going out or something... But if not ydi

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Still, the Girlfriend should be bottom of the list, since it's in chronological order. Since she's not at the bottom, it means OP has been ******* other girls after her.

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