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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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Spazz420 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:44

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

tpike1296 11

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:45

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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ButteredRetoast 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:58

You, my friend, might just be the douchiest douchebag the world has ever known.

shine004 8

Friday 17 August 2012 0:02

Thats seriously disgusting! I hope she dumped you.

ntd309 14

Friday 17 August 2012 0:04

Lol your Zagat's ratings belong in a steel safe!!

Sexy_Kisses14 8

Friday 17 August 2012 0:05

If I were her I would put u in a choke hold, smash ur nuts with a cement brick. While I video taped it. Than I would invite a ton of black hunks and have a huge party while we watch the tapes. (can't say more or I will get reported) lol NO ONE CHEATS ON ME!!!

Dcm210 19

Friday 17 August 2012 0:06

does this mean your single?

b00ms 1

Friday 17 August 2012 0:07

Hahahaha

brandon3747 16

Friday 17 August 2012 0:08

Your a douche

Thegingerninja 5

Friday 17 August 2012 0:13

You scuzzball. She deserves better than you. F her Life

TheAlchemist22 9

Friday 17 August 2012 0:14

Your a terrible person.

ceegee415 5

Friday 17 August 2012 0:21

You sir, are a grade A douchebag. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200...

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