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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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dropdeadluverrr 9

You're an asshole, she deserves better than you. I hope you didn't come here looking for sympathy because you certainly won't find any

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RedSnuwolf 4

You're a scumbag op. Just accept it.

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c0c0_fml 16

People like you make me sick. I hope karma hits you one day.

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etchsanity1 11

Wow that's shotty behavior .... Wait I mean shitty

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c0c0_fml 16

FYL for being such a pathetic individual.

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cjhons 16

I hope she copied your list and is using the Internet to exact some nice revenge right about now. Karma will kick you in the ass

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thathipsterchick 2

Sorry OP, but once a cheater always a cheater

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DannyLouu 0

Guys...he never said he cheated...it could be just a list of girls he's had sex with, through out his life. Like an OCD, and his girlfriend just found his OCD. Ya know?

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sierra142 19

Read it again. Slowly.

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Sunnyxx 9

Do you know what chronological means? It means in order of time. She was not last on the list so not the last person he slept with

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DannyLouu 0

Whoops! I didn't see that before, I stand corrected.

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