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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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conor12 5

You're not only a terrible person but a complete retard as well wow she picked a winner!

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perdix 29

Why would you write that all down? You must be anal, and not in the fun way.

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vbmg152 18

I hope you're single now, you cheating dumbass! You deserve whatever you get! I hate guys like you! I've been married 23 years & I'd bet my life that my hubby has never cheated on me! Karma's a bitch!

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flutter4 7

I hope she dumped you. This is totally your own fault.

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MusicIsEpic 10

I think she should have been the one writing an FML.

10 0
LadyJoker21 0

Damn dog :) they ****** hate u..!! :) u gotta be the stupidest mf on this bitch like ur low ur dirty trifflen ass I hope one of the tramps gives u AIDS

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Dixbfloppin 11

Damn, dog, they ******* hate you! You have to be the stupidest ************ on this bitch (I assume she means website). You are a low, dirty, trifling ass. I hope one of those tramps gave you AIDS.

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lovepandorasaver 11

Check under her bed, there is a list of shit she has put up with while being with you.

15 1
Kiki242 19

I seriously don't understand how cheaters cone on here expecting sympathy. YDI and I hope she tells everyone what a man ***** you are.

13 1
bekster88 3

Should we even have to tell you that you deserved it?

11 0
Shaneisabeast 0

How this mess up yo life, u should have never cheated, people who cheat on a girl friend and at least dont call relationship off afterwards should burn in hell

7 1