This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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Comments

Leslier_fml 4

Its scary people like you are allowed to breed, I hope you always use a condom, idiot.

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jenniiienyc 5

What a dick. Seriously, who even makes a list of who they have sex with? YDI.

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francodk 0

you're ******* ruthless lol

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MidnightKnight 6

Sex on demand of course, only costs one "I love you" a month.

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cherrydrpepper 6

You deserved it! Why on earth would you cheat??

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mmmmIdiots 5

I don't know what's worse the fact that OP thinks he is going to get sympathy or the fact that he is dumb enough to think he should write an FML about it??? seriously is there no nice guys in the world anymore?!?!?!

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Coeliacchic93 21

There are some, hard to find but nice guys do exist :)

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amifaiyaz 12

They do, but it's hard to separate them sometimes from the passive aggressive, sexually frustrated 'nice guys' you usually find complaining about getting friendzoned ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

Why bother with something so disgustingly foolish and low as cheating while documenting it? Are you trying to get dumped while inflicting as much emotional harm as possible to this girl who cared about you? :( Please, "sir".....grow up. Stand up, take a good hard look at your life, and try to be someone others can look up to one day, for your own sake if no one else's. :p

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