This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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BRLHP 24

I'm surprised op didn't put "ex-girlfriend". If she is still with him, she must have something wrong with her.

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TurtleSmile 14

There are a few stupid girls out there who feel "attached" to certain douchebags and want to "change them" so they stay.

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

#11 had my same thoughts exactly. F**k HER Life.

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minidinosaurgoes 9

Shows what kind of person you are, thinking this is your FML. Thats like people who say " i snuck out and took my dads car and crashed it, why nust everything happen to me?" I hope you don't think you're getting any sympathy.

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prettyinpink03 11

As if when I clicked ydi, there were 53 "your life sucks" votes... So there are 53 men who are as terrible as him.

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ym520_fml 21

I think (or hope) that the FYL were meant for the girlfriend.

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ebonyirony 29

85 people on Fml are cheating ass *****

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OhDearBetrayal 25

I'm willing to bet that a good chuck of those are misunderstood iPhone users who accidentally pressed the wrong option. It happens.

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Arrawyn 12

That's very appealing. I hope you're single now.

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fanalee 10

So FYL because u are a cheater and got caught? I feel really sorry for your girlfriend (ex-girlfriend??) but not for you. YDI...

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linkinpark98 23

I really hope you mean EX-girlfriend. Cheaters are one of the worst of people.

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molzipan 16

You are a disgusting person. Not only did you cheat on someone but you are also sleazy enough to compile a list of women you slept with? Does it help your poor little ego?

118 1
Tiva32 1

More like does it help his poor little manhood!

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skullofdarkness 18

And he was disgusting enough to include ratings?! Bastards like that just need to die

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amandajlucas2015 2

Wow your the kind of guy that gives all the good guys out there a bad name.. I hope u are single and stay single

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