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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

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CaptNomNom 17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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Matty1188 6

You were expecting a baby with one woman and had sex with another 3 days before your child was born. I feel sorry for the young woman and your child.

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hawlil 1

You aren't to smart. You cheat then post it on here I am sure she reads this as well. If you haven't told her she will be able to put two and two together.

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Jessj958 19

You are such a dick!! I wish guys knew what it felt like to be big and pregnant, how unattractive we sometimes feel, how it feels to give birth, and to top all that off, find out our bf/husband cheated on us while we were going thru all this! I hope for your child's sake you can get your shit together! And yes, to all of those wondering I have been in this situation. Not exactly this, but my bf did cheat on me while I was pregnant with our son. :(

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Dracoboxer357 35

116- Jess, I think that's horrible, and I'm sorry you experienced that. :( *hugs* Maybe I'm odd but I think pregnant women look beautiful. I never loved my wife more than when we decided to make a family and she wanted to have our children. The idea that she was "fat, bloated or unattractive" never entered my mind even once. All I saw was someone who loved me so much that she wanted to put herself through the whole experience to give us our little 7 lb, 2 ounce miracle. And then again with our second son. :) So to me, the idea that Op was somehow able to look past all of that love, and trust, and what it means, just to get his rocks off with some other woman once, is completely beyond my level of understanding. :p I don't know what the right answer is for Op to do now that he choose to be a ****-up. I just believe his wife probably didn't deserve that anymore than he deserves to be with her, IMHO. :(

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gusgus36 5

Cheating asshole! I hope the nurse tells your girlfriend. She deserves to know.

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br0ccoli 14

Hope your dick shrivels up from the drug resistant bacteria the nurse infected you with while she was giving you a handjob from her dirty ass fingernails. You, sir are scum.

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onorexveritas 23

I don't feel sorry for disgraceful scum like you

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soniar226 0

What the hell . How do you have a one night stand when your wife is pregnant ? Dick . !

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TheCaterpiller 6

Why have you put this as an FML? Surely your girlfriend should be writing an FML!

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elliotb94 9

You need to grow a pair and be honest with her, you are a dick for doing this I know people cheat but wouldn't it be easier to break up with someone then you don't have to worry about them finding out. It would be painful for the person you are breaking up with but less hurtful than them finding out you have been fooling around.

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