wow what a complete bitch, shed rather tell everyone her bf beats her, then to say she ran into a door? that just makes you look like a complete tool and douchebag, but then again people will wonder why shes still with you then and will eventually find out its a lie, and if not good luck gettin a gf after her if they think you beat her.

Tell people she's a masochist and that she was literally asking for it.

Bahahaha one time i gave myself a black eye from accidently gettin hit by my friend. Well my boyfriend at the time went around tellin everyone HE gave it to me. Lol everyone believed him

this comment is on all the fmls and is getting really annoying.

Oh god, what is happening to me? I have this uncontrollable urge to say something demeaning. Can't...Fight.....It......Uuuuunnnnggggg! "That's what she gets for leaving the kitchen, now get back in there and make me a sammich before I give you another!"

Well... No girl wants to admit they are clumsy... But we cover up things to... Like I said I trip down stairs breaking my arm, but really my now ex pushed me down. And hit me with a bat..

Either you need to find yourself a new girlfriend, or stop trying to make excuses for beating her, we know you did. Ahhh, just kidding, but really.

Hahah, dump her(:

Give her a second black eye and force her to tell the truth. Unfortunately it would just be her previous false statement, which would then become the truth. You're stuck! And so am I. I'm used to giving the "kick him in the nuts" advice but that just won't work here.

The funny thing is that if she had told the truth, people would probably still suspect you of beating her. Ain't life just swell?