Love, Money and School: Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school...

By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By wetandpantsless - 04/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

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By horribletimeeverywhere74747 - 11/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Navarre

Today, the girl who'd asked me to prom told me she assumed we weren't going together and is now going with her friends. After agreeing to go with her, I'd bought a $200 non-refundable suit along with the ticket. I have no one else to go with. FML

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By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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Akitakat 31

Friday 15 December 2017 14:50

Be thankful you now know that your ex is basically a call girl. There is no trusting her.

pjsr 32

Friday 15 December 2017 20:36

Ewwww! How repulsive is this guy that even as the richest guy in school, he still has to pay someone to go out with him?

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Zeatha Mistron 7

Sunday 17 December 2017 2:15

She’s well on her way to becoming a call girl, he’s her first client! You deserve so much better than her. Dump her.

Soviet Chilingulo 7

Sunday 17 December 2017 12:12

Study harder and make more money buddy.

Narayan Ashba Nipun 9

Sunday 17 December 2017 12:21

You should definitely ask for a cut.

Narayan Ashba Nipun 9

Sunday 17 December 2017 12:22

You should definitely ask for your cut.

OnReceivingEnd 17

Monday 18 December 2017 0:40

"What kind of girl do you think I am?" "We've determined exactly what kind of girl you are. Now all that's left to do is haggle over price."

KIEdekka 14

Sunday 31 December 2017 4:19

dump her. She's obviously not going to be the most loyal girl, and she's shallow enough to be bought out.

Dimitri Evans 9

Thursday 4 January 2018 15:39

bitches ain't loyal

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