By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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tweetspie 0

She was clearly joking. And if she wasn't, it doesn't matter because you're dumb for paying for fake **** and she's dumb for getting them. You deserve each other!

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DaFluffyGoldfish 0

did u keep the receipt?

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Hacksaw 4

If she ever breaks up with you, make sure she gives the implants back.

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poison29 0

wow, you and your girlfriend really deserve to be together. dumbasses.

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fuckmylife431413 0

this FML convinced me not to buy my girlfriend a fake ID Thank you

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audiogasmic 0

What a shallow *****. Breast implants are unnecessary and stupid. Dump her.

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nomo_fml 0

That's what you get when you date someone as shallow as that.

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l33tm0nk3y 0

I'd say a girl who wants fake boobs isn't worth dating anyway, but that's just me...

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tipsytiff 0

lol that sucks! I guess you probably need to find a girl who is good the way she is...

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laffytacky_fml 0

i think you should dump her. who wants a girlfriend with silicone boobies? she seems like someone who will have plastic surgery to her whole body (if she can afford it).

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