By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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mistress_friday 0

this is where you reply: "maybe it's time for me to find a girl with real boobs"

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oasisaddict 0

Ditto #3. She really shouldn´t have said that. If she´s after money, she should get her own job.

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alotta_fachina 0

what retard pays for their girlfriend's boob job?

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magicalwoah 0

You should've said, "Maybe I can find a girl with real boobs now!" She obviously doesn't appreciate someone who does so much for her. FYL.

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iheyman 0

@#149 damn you took the line I was going to say @#150 yes you do man, yes he does.

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_a_through_z 0

I've heard of this girl who got surgery because she couldn't fit into her clothes because the chest area would be too huge.

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24788 6

oh man! You paid for fake **** and you don't even get to touch em!

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