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By joeshmoe - 15/01/2012 12:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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By HatedbyBras - 14/06/2009 21:37 - Netherlands

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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weepingangel_fml 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:14

At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:13

Yeah, undoing bras are hard bro :(

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jackeechan 10

Monday 16 January 2012 18:38

Slowpoke

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 16 January 2012 21:07

Was it one of those front clasping ones? Those are just mean to wear.

iFiesta 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 21:04

Those are not mean to wear! At least ya'll can see what youre trying to accomplish!

rwq891 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:32

Whelk, did you get it off in time?

dubsweets 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:42

It's easier with one hand.

DarkHeartAnime 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:47

LAWL!

zembof 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:53

Practice

WillMsGf 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 7:03

I do tht to my bf lol

caviar_fml 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:42

your girlfriend is awesome.

Karrambol 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 13:18

What is.... taking you so long?

chubby_choco 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:06

-._-. I don't get why guys have so much trouble with bras. We manage to put them on and take them off in mere seconds every day...

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