Love: Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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You deserved it 3 390

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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You deserved it 2 744

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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You deserved it 3 934

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 580

You deserved it 6 636

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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You deserved it 2 235

By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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You deserved it 1 377

Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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You deserved it 26 942

By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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You deserved it 3 109

By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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You deserved it 34 059

Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

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You deserved it 378

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 978

You deserved it 5 194

NessaMae 19

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:31

It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.

etoilenuit 15

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:32

Inform her that she is now single.

Comments

VengeanceChicken 12

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:36

Maybe you should work 'overtime' or something... No?

Axipiter 24

Sunday 29 December 2013 5:46

No.

LissaMccracken 23

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:42

This is the 100th FML (not literally) I've read about someone being cheated on with their best friend... People really suck at picking friends these days :( Or people just suck

olpally 32

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:44

Ditch the **** bag. Move on.

oneofthosegirls_fml 11

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:47

You're clearly not right for each other so you might as well break up now.

chisty87 16

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:49

I seriously hope you mean ex-girlfriend and ex-bestfriend and it just goes to show now a days you have to be even more careful who you call "friends" sorry that happen to you OP...

saocrates 16

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:54

I got two buddies where one broke the bro code and now ***** horrible between all of us, sucks OP hope somehow you work through it.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:56

She probably sunk his battle ship too.

kaytasha 18

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:57

That is a crying shame, i hope she is now an ex girlfriend because you sure deserve better.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:59

she came clean in her own sick way

Newboy237 4

Sunday 29 December 2013 3:11

People tell me that I have a mental condition because I refuse to interact with people or open a facebook, I however believe it should be a mental disease to actually enjoy society.