Love: Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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Loner

By LonelyBoy - 16/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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NessaMae 19

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:31

It seems so hard to find anyone faithful these days. People suck.

etoilenuit 15

Sunday 29 December 2013 2:32

Inform her that she is now single.

Comments

cornyrob 33

Monday 30 December 2013 8:13

Don't believe everything you hear, dude.

Anamalak 10

Monday 30 December 2013 10:57

I hope you then played a game of ditch the bi**h......

BadKitty13 28

Monday 30 December 2013 14:45

Open Relationship ??? Open Door. Then Slam door in her face and tell her Door's Closed and you're outta here -- We are Done.

Joedbag 8

Monday 30 December 2013 20:17

This is what happens when you date a French girl...

HateHateHater 1

Monday 30 December 2013 20:28

Whatever happened to bros before hoes?

shaew92 2

Sunday 5 January 2014 20:54

Im sure you deserve better

Never2wonderland 5

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:24

She likes board games huh? You should tell her to get her "SORRY" ass out of your "LIFE". You don't need the "TROUBLE". End the conversation with: you dirty *****.