Valentine's slay, Engagement-phobic and Love: Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 04:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:20

Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.

DRz_Ice 8

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:19

ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!

Comments

mangelon86 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 5:45

You dodged a bullet sir.

Saub 19

Sunday 3 August 2014 6:17

Maybe if she loves social media so much, she should marry it.

Dozer1988 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 11:12

90's reference, ftw.

kingdomgirl94 29

Sunday 3 August 2014 15:55

... can you reference a period of time? You know, most people would just say that its something kids say, not call it a 90's reference like the 90's was some sort of movie or has a fan following. Weird.

marick73 4

Sunday 3 August 2014 7:11

I know it hurts. But From the first half of the message I'm going to go ahead and say congratulations, you just dodged one massive bullet.

tbon3r 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 7:35

guess she didnt want a ring put on it.

pwincess_jess 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 7:51

Sorry brah

Spadoinkle 10

Sunday 3 August 2014 8:05

Well, I obviously don't know either of you, but from what I read, she sounds immature and self-centered. I personally don't get the whole selfie thing, and to interrupt your proposal to take one? Yeah, I think you can definitely do better. Find a girl who isn't so into herself or social media.