Valentine's slay, Engagement-phobic and Love: Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2014 04:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:20

Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.

DRz_Ice 8

Saturday 2 August 2014 20:19

ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!

Comments

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:11

I dunno about you, but I wouldn't want to be married to someone who thinks selfies are that important.

Dozer1988 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 2:04

I can see the selfie caption, "this is the ice cream he got me right before I turned down his marriage proposal. #lmfao #lol #need a new man to buy me ice cream." Sorry, op. You're better off.

allison12197 23

Sunday 3 August 2014 2:16

Sounds like you're better off without her.

ajspriggs 4

Sunday 3 August 2014 3:10

i like the FMLs that are kind of a double FML, like this one, it makes you think, "well that sucks", and then something even worse happens, haha. so yeah, FYLx2

nemcali 34

Sunday 3 August 2014 3:51

I hope now ex gf. Ok that she said no but the selfie mid-proposal shows how shallow and insensitive she is

spacey_blueberry 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 3:53

You deserve better OP. Hopefully you ate something other than ice cream during your emotional recovery

melisa_hope 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 4:31

You prob don't want to marry someone who is so self-centered that they interrupt you to take a selfie I say you dodged a bullet but it still sucks!

cherrycokelove 8

Sunday 3 August 2014 4:35

I think she's to younger for you bro. like is she 13? poor you though. next time date someone with more maturity

whiskeyandrum 8

Sunday 3 August 2014 4:49

You mean, your EX-girlfriend.

Omegapi197 12

Sunday 3 August 2014 5:30

Not all people want to get married. Plus maybe it was just too soon for her. For all we know Op may have proposed after a week or what not. Though interrupting a proposal to take a picture is rude! OP if you continue to date her at least she seems more excited by Ice cream then Jewlwery.