By kneesarethenewdesk - 19/08/2009 22:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML
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marinja 0

apparenly your computer desk isn't the only thing that's 250 pounds...

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xiambam 4

Eh, at least she had good intentions. : lol

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Either your gf is gargantuan, or you bought a terrible desk. Either way, YDI

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Fett 0

either your girl is a hefer or you paid too much for a piece of crap desk. Which ever one it's your fault... Stop being cheap or get better taste in women

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g33ktr0n 0

Sorry but my computer means more to me than some douche wanting sex. Computers can help me make $$. $$$ >>>>> sex

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etgins 0

if thats what she did, she didnt have good intentions, she had dirty intentions.... :P and was trying to have sex with you by jumping on the desk naked... i like ur girlfriend's thinking. and please, please check and make sure to inform your girlfriend there is nothing wrong with the bed. unless there is. then u need to get urself a good bed.

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Swirvia 0

ok, i put u deserved it because if she's honestly tht fat, i wouldnt respect a man w/ tht kind of tastes... thts just sad on ur part dude... now a computer would b a dif story, jumping on the desk it could get knocked over, but to break the desk itself?

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Emma_91 0

fat does not equal ugly. Some fat girls can be really hot, while I've seen butt-ugly skinny girls. So by your logic she is gorgeous? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wfRu_fV74yg/RxU5LvPL2eI/AAAAAAAAAzg/nMup_NsYh50/s400/ugly+girl.jpg And if you read some f the comments, just jumping on a desk with your full weight can be enough to break it, since the force generated is much more than your regular weight.

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Lillith_fml 5

sorry love, this is what u get when u date a girl from York ;)

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kukopia 0

Ya got a computer... Ya got a computer desk... Ya got a gf... Ya gf can jump up on a desk... Ya gf gets naked around you.. Ya gf wants sex with you.. Where is the FML???????? Niether a FML nor a YDI Where's the 'meh' button again?? I can't find the 'meh' button!! FML NEEDS a 'MEH' BUTTON!!!!!

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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

What the hell do you mean you didn't even have sex? I mean, seriously, sucks about your computer, but, if anything, you would've at least got some sex outta it.

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