By kneesarethenewdesk - 19/08/2009 22:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML
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marinja 0

apparenly your computer desk isn't the only thing that's 250 pounds...

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xiambam 4

Eh, at least she had good intentions. : lol

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zhennan 0

the computer desk wasn't designed for sex activity, maybe you should buy a special one, haha.

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Lolitia 4

200 plus pounds for a desk that broke that easy? Bull.

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Kervik 0

This FML nearly made me cry . . . It is the saddest of the saddest. Where will your computer go now?! :'(

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baller789 0

Tell ur object, sorry "woman" I beleive now is the proper term, to lose 500 pounds and cut down to 250 or make u a sandwich

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Kat_MS 0

Gosh wtf is up with all the people saying his girlfriend was fat :S. Sure she's probably not that smart for -jumping- onto the desk (I mean climbing would probably have been smarter :P) but way to jump to conclusions about weight.

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baller789 0

All women are fat because they try and nibble on the sanwiches they make for their owners. Know your place hoes, know your place. And that's the kitchen if your parets were smart and didn't put you through school. Make me a sandwich hoe

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dudemitch 0

YDI for having a fat girlfriend

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boone_fml 0

YDI for not having sex anyway. YDI for buying a new computer desk. Get a junked one for free and have all sorts of fun jumping on it.

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