Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't...

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

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Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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Hang ups

By at least put on sexy underwear - 01/09/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML

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You deserved it 24 676

Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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You deserved it 1 425

Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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You deserved it 232

By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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You deserved it 3 985

fruityloopz 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:02

story of my life.

bravesfan112233 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:11

back to xbox

Comments

Kawboy 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:19

Go out and get waisted together! If yours or hers wild side doesn't come out and things don't get crazy then pack your shit and move on!

mack_the_knife 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:03

Serves you right, if she's right. If not, you are better off to dump her.

The_B_Hall 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:29

Take her to brown town !

ryno101 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:53

send her my way, I'll spice things up for her

taotao670 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:19

I know what thats like...

djewel6 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:19

ok either she's decided she's a lesbian or you really suck in bed my friend

brbfappinloudly 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:08

You should have responded with a "oh thank you i thought it would never stop!" screaming in terror tjen walking off with a smirk

jimmartin 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:20

dump

rburke42016 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:02

Translation, you can't **** and she's getting it better from someone else

jayAZ 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 19:48

ouch! Did you ask what/why you could do differently?

honeybunches88 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:57

Why you could do differently?

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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