By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 18:04 - United States - Newtown Square

Today, my girlfriend launched her own business. I was recently laid off from my job, so I offered to be her very first employee. I now have the glamorous job of bleaching people's assholes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 928
You deserved it 6 969

Same thing different taste

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Well look at the bright side! You're making some money!

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Why is this is a thing? honest to god WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING?

Were you not aware of what her business was? Do you two talk to each other cause I don't know how you could possibly not know what she did. ydi.