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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 889

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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You deserved it 31 441

Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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You deserved it 100

By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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You deserved it 114 130

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 865

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 3 736

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 755

Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 856

You deserved it 232

By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 3 157

It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 618

You deserved it 6 950

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 404

You deserved it 3 472

vengeance501 8

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:57

Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.

blaine72 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

lol!

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TJT 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 12:06

if she did it because of that she ain't worth it

WyKeD 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 13:43

lots of love?!?!? lmfao ... who needs the dumb beeeesh anyways?!?!? you know how to make a sammich right?!?!? hahaha

Darrian 2

Sunday 16 May 2010 14:40

lol

Tyraen 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 15:22

well...if she dumped you using 'lol' and ur best friend was taken in by her obviously wonderful personality, it's good u lost 'em both ;)

GTR10 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 18:07

r u sure he is ur best friend... u should gone to her house and punched her in the face then stabbed her... same wit ur bff

green_shade 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 22:56

So... did she send the text message to you or did you send it to her and she broke up with you because of it?

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 17 May 2010 0:06

This is actually an excellent question.

Clutzs 5

Monday 17 May 2010 2:00

im leaving u 4 mike lol

meggrifingirl 0

Monday 17 May 2010 3:49

tht sucks

prod324 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:31

I agree wit 4, if she left u for ur best friend, u deserve better nd tht shows she's nasty nd a hoe

jewish_illsion 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:52

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML

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Today, my mom's boyfriend's son stole from me again, this time it's my $4000 gaming laptop. I confronted them about it, and he ignored me as my mom yelled at me to "Grow up and quit my whining about toys!" When I told my buddy, he said to just beat him up. I would, if only he wasn't 10. FML

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Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to learn who's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuses like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved here and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

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Today, my date suggested we go to 10:30 p.m. movie so we could "talk" in the car afterwards, when the parking lot was empty. Thus, at 1 a.m., I thought we were going to make out. However, he only asked where I get my car air freshener from, had me write down the scent, and then suggested we go home. FML

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Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

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Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Sobering.

It's for the best

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