Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text... - FML

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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vengeance501 8

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:57

Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.

blaine72 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

lol!

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kennyisboss 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:01

lol lots of love

Jawa99 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:30

I bet she meant lots of love, because once, when my grandfather died, my mom texted me and said, "I know it's hard, but we need lol to get through this. Lol, mom" It was only till the funeral a few weeks later when i realized she meant Lots of love, Mom!!!

turnmiswagon13 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 17:02

that sucks, atleast she didnt break up with u and then laugh in ur face....

sartrow 8

Sunday 15 June 2014 15:20

your wayyy better off ! now you are rid of two nasty assholes in your life, better roads ahead : )

sureshadow 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 14:50

Wow. That is rude.

OkuyamaNate 2

Thursday 19 November 2015 22:44

Loooooooooooool

Jerry Leberer 12

Friday 19 October 2018 6:01

highly doubt that was the real reason. that's just the bull, she decided to try to sell you. you're better off without her

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