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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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You deserved it 6 950

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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vengeance501 8

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:57

Send her a txt saying "Lol, jokes on you." just to mess with her.

blaine72 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:38

lol!

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Chickenfoot117 6

Monday 17 May 2010 7:38

LOL can also mean Lots O Love, AKA cheating (in some ****** up world)

Myntee 0

Monday 17 May 2010 8:12

haahah maybe he's confused about what lol means my dad informed me my grandmother was dead via a sms with lol in it. i think he may have meant lots of love... i hope so any way

greednut 0

Monday 17 May 2010 10:45

@123 ............ i also hope so anyway

Compass 0

Monday 17 May 2010 14:33

Totally sucks for you, I'm so sorry lol

RegalFolf320 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 22:46

I'd say that's stupid, but I can't be sure. It depends what you were "lol-ing" about. Considering you left it out, it may have been something you shouldn't have found amusing...Idk.

jenjen1112 0

Monday 24 May 2010 8:03

wow thats low I was upset when my ex broke up with me on the phone I can imagine u smh well she was prolly to immature to tell u in your face u dont need ppl like that in your life..

celeste_shadow 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 2:12

Man, that's some ****** up shit and you deserve some good ol fashioned revenge!

sind3r3la 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 9:46

wow some of these dumb ass people don't get it? how can you not get it?? idiots..

helloimisy 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:46

I always do that.. cas I feel bad. haha

IWABO2_ 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 5:30

Ahahahaha!

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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