By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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chuka81 27

First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me

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Amama_fml 30

Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.

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candaz1 9

You should get her a ring for a holiday or her birthday something nice but not to expensive. Just to give her the letdown gently. It will probably start the conversation and you can nicely tell her the reasons you don't like marriage. Or just find said ring and be like hey I think you lost this just found it in whatever place you did.

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AlbinoMoose987 14

Ok it would have been an fyl if you hadn't been so annoyingly opposed to marriage, you can be opposed to it but you don't have to call it disgusting and make everyone who does like marriage feel really bad about themselves

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InfiniteSecret 20

Maybe try discussing this with them. That way they aren't waiting for something that will never happen

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UhYeahNoThanks 4

She deserves someone way way better. You should at least have the decency to tell her you're not going to get married to anyone.

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