Love: Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out...

By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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chuka81 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:32

First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me

Amama_fml 30

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:30

Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.

Comments

envycheer 2

Wednesday 3 February 2016 5:37

Um this is definitely something you should have already told her a long time ago! If I were you I would let her know asap Side note: I'm married and I love it so js

dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 3 February 2016 9:43

Wow, you are the sick and immoral one. Let her find someone who actually gives a damn about her.

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 3:22

Completely agree. She deserves better.

Whydoyouask 11

Wednesday 3 February 2016 12:39

Wow you sound annoying

Martnikk 15

Wednesday 3 February 2016 13:44

While I agree with you, good luck explaining that to your GF

cosmicdancer84 7

Wednesday 3 February 2016 17:51

you should tell her that and stop wasting her time

Globrorey 3

Thursday 4 February 2016 3:16

You gotta dump this girl now then and save her the pain down the line. She obviously wants to get married someday, if you don't, don't drag this out!

shanson 22

Friday 5 February 2016 19:13

I'm really curious as to why OP thinks this about marriage

ergone56 15

Saturday 6 February 2016 4:06

I love. your username just throwing that out there.

frontmanmike 14

Tuesday 9 February 2016 12:32

**** her life. If you know her expectations of a future together, you owe her an explanation, or a breakup. Get mature already. Also, marriage is neither sick not immoral. It just isn't for you. And that's fine. Don't shit on other people's happiness because you're a grumpyfuck assfactory.