By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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chuka81 27

First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me

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Amama_fml 30

Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.

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aspecialspecial 21

Posting more details would be really nice, cause if that last bit was sarcastic then lol nice, and hope your relationship goes well, if not see my prior comment.

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HeartnSoul4ever 7

Too bad there isn't an: "I wish I could punch you in the face" button. I'd click that one. Your poor girlfriend. Fhl.

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bad_boyfriend 10

So tell your girlfriend that, like a responsible adult

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glorywalrus 2

Looks like you need to man up and tell her that you have no intention of ever marrying her. It is clear that the two of you have not had that conversation.

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evwar 21

This post would have been just find ending in "but I wasn't planning on marrying her".

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courtney_leath 14

Why have a girlfriend if you don't want to get married?? You're tied to her without a ring simply by being in a relationship with her.

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BloodyGlass 10

Uh, yeah, wish I could talk to the gf, she needs to move on. :)

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Quiet_one 22

If you're so strongly opposed to marriage why doesn't your girlfriend know that? It's a pretty reasonable and common expectation for a committed, long-term relationship to eventually lead to marriage, so if you feel differently you need to be up front about it instead of assuming she'll just know somehow. The only thing "sick and immoral" here is if you continue the relationship under false pretenses.

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WriterB 3

F YOUR life? Dude, I feel more sorry for her to be honest.

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