By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
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Doortje 29

Eat your breakfast, get the surprise and then tell her. You get to celebrate your birthday twice this year!

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randiZ25 0

how do you know when her ex's b day is? if she's mentioned it enough for you to remember then I for see bigger problems then just the wrong b day...

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Ninjafriends 1

While having your "birthday sex", moan your ex's name. Then wink at your girlfriend and say, "we're even"! Problem solved. Enjoy your breakfast!

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DocBastard 38

She is obviously still in love with her ex-boyfriend, and you need to dump her immediately! Get out of that poisonous situation while you still can, you poor sap! Seriously, she got the ******* dates mixed up. Get over it, you neurotic asshole.

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MuchDance90s 0

agreed. if married people got all uptight about every mistake their spouses made, nobody'd be married anymore. that's why dating is great..... you get to throw tantrums constantly until your sig other GTFO or marries you.

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maryjaneslover7 0

7 you are my hero gonna bust in her hair tho

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knight0748 5

Oh, get the surprise first, then complain about the wrong date.

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