Love: Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown...

By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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Monday 19 September 2016 16:09

That takes skill

bluerara9122 7

Monday 19 September 2016 16:10

Marry her

Comments

arielsblondesis 11

Monday 19 September 2016 19:50

Did she do on purpose because if she did that's amazing or was it an accident because I've done that with a rain jacket, totally caught me off guard

shitstorm28 11

Monday 19 September 2016 19:52

she's talented!

creditless 14

Monday 19 September 2016 19:55

is your gf Jenny Mccarthy circa 1995?

linzfinz337 22

Monday 19 September 2016 20:14

I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be impressed.

johhnn 8

Monday 19 September 2016 21:31

You mean ex girlfriend right?

danm_1 28

Tuesday 20 September 2016 2:54

You'd break up with her for something she mostly likely did unintentionally?

Odin1624 12

Monday 19 September 2016 21:35

She's a keeper

Nickimariek 20

Monday 19 September 2016 21:57

Just imaging this makes me laugh

loserman67 35

Monday 19 September 2016 22:04

She sounds like one cool chick! Keep her with you no matter what. But the man code is now in effect, you owe her one rancid Dutch Oven. My suggestion, eats lots of hard boiled eggs the day you plan on your revenge. Good luck OP!