By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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Lindsaykae 0

hahahahahahahhaha man periods.

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margie4peace 11

Emotions suck sometimes, especially when you can't control them. FYL but I understand your pain.

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jdawg2010 0

HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious. but yeah, sorry bout the break up.

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massiemclee 2

And his name is girlishman? Lmao

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otakuchica 4

Don't get your Manstration flow on the floor on your way out please ;)

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hewdud 0

Lol you'll need it sweet heart XD

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mccutie936 6

Umm guys you know that the symbol means woman right?

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Kenzi36 5

Umm...you know the gender thingy says your a girl right? It would make sense if you were girly. However I don't think thats the case. :)

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Epikouros 31

Well, at least you have a better sense of humor than most of the commenters. (Of course GirlishMan is not really a woman, or the FML wouldn't make any sense.) I hope you find a nice emo girl!

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TrolHard 1

-tall all people who say op is a girl because of the gender sign. ya because this FML would make SOOO much sense because op is a girl. i can not beileve that i used common sense instead of ignorance!!

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