By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 622
You deserved it 52 689

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

dominic1221 6

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

Comments

I said that I PREFER 2-3 times a day. We don't actually do it that often. In reality we only have sex 3 times in a weekend. Besides, it's not like sex is all that important in our relationship.

MissHayleyJames 7

3 times in a weekend can still very easily be considered a lot.

Madam, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing. Your reaction disgusts me.

Girls need it just like men do!! Instead of being a baby, let her know how much you want her too! Make it more exciting and ur relationship will be stronger.

daltonromanowski 11

I think it's pretty gross your girlfriend assumes non-sexual activity is solely for women, considering men are statistically more likely to covet non-sexual contact in a relationship (surprising, I know). In any case, I'm sorry she doesn't seem to respect your space and desires. It was rude of her (both to you and to all women) to insult your masculinity. Perhaps you should find somebody better for you.

chrisoc16 0

Wtf is wrong with u. U should be wanting to

Should be? According to who? What authority is it that dictates what people should and should not be wanting and when? Could you point us to it?

fuckmebutdontfml 16

I sence some roll reversals in your realtionship but FYL OP its clear that you want a real realtionship with her not just a physical one. I hope things work out between you too if not you deserve better. Sex is part of a relationship not all of it.

If u want look at it having sex is spending time together just more physical and fun

lemonsquid 6