By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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You deserved it 6 394
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superman21_fml 19

Call her bluff.

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Bhall12302 7

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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stepymac 15

So, what are going to do ?

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Slimma 20

I had an ex threaten to commit suicide if I broke up with her while I was at work. I told her to wait til after I got off work and we'll talk. Still broke up with her... yeah she still alive as far as I know.

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Msraina 8

By law that is an abusive relationship. She's using fear to get what she wants. Drop her; she'll survive.

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GAOStarr 15

Subtly begin acting like a jerk so that she won't want to marry you; you'll get out of it, and it will have been "her decision."

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sonnyrosa 32

Someone's on the train to Crazytown... dude, you need to run and never look back.

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lazygirlWOW 9

She forgot the third one...call the mental hospital.

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conholio33 28

Run! Dude run.... That is not normal

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