Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her,...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

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Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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superman21_fml 19

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:04

Call her bluff.

Bhall12302 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:09

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

Comments

Darren22 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 21:54

and what did u do ?

soupermeal 10

Thursday 1 August 2013 21:55

Time to buy a casket

meridius4510 4

Thursday 1 August 2013 21:57

It's down the road, not across the street.

imtooshy 18

Thursday 1 August 2013 21:57

I'm not sure how old you or your girlfriend are but I'd for sure tell someone in her family about this before dumping her crazy ass. Sorry OP, she needs some serious help and you need to run, fast.

iGottaFindBubbah 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 22:03

At least she threatened to kill herself instead of killing you. See? It could've been worse op :)

JokersHQ 21

Thursday 1 August 2013 22:04

Honestly I would seek assistance of some sort. Whether you get the police (if they can handle something like this - I don't know for sure) involved or someone who can help, she needs it. Also, you do not need to be forced into a relationship you don't want to be in. Good luck.