By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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leili 0

Honestly, dude, it seems to me as though you've dodged a bullet. You were about to marry a dumb ass.

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matrael 0

Take it as a blessing. Any person who has the level of intelligence so that "Magic 8 Ball" type entertainment seems credible enough to make life decisions based on the results of it should not reproduce. You do not want to build a family and live the rest of your life with someone like that. Laugh about it and move on!

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haveitornot 0

You know...anyone person who decides the course of their overall day let alone life based upon some text message that was sent to them by God knows who obviously has does not have all the lights on upstairs. She did you a favor bro! Give thanks and move on!

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bdaniels362 3

If she was dumb enough to listen to text advice from someone that knows neither of you then you should be happy she broke up with you.

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Fahad_fml 0

wow now that is an FML. but i do agree with #96

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moonlit_manga 0

Don't worry she's just a paranoid bitch. You can do better than a girl like that. You seem like a good person! :) --fox

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PlusShipping 0

She did you a favor. Men get nothing out of marriage.

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ilikeboys 0

pretty sure she did you a favor. you shouldn't be marrying someone who does shit like that

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