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wow. offer to drive her home then leave her in the middle of nowhere. }=) just kidding. but yea she's a bitch
I would've slapped her right there. And before all the femenazis start flaming me, you know you wouldn't give a shit if a girl did it. "Equality for women" my ass.
don't worry. she is a selfish **** prob a lesbo with a ****. consider yourself lucky that she didn't stick u in the b hole with her transvetite ****
YDI for giving your stuff back
How much could you have bought for her in 8 months that she would take the time to sell it and have enough to spend on herself? .. I'm sorry, but YDI for giving THAT many pricey gifts. but FYL because you had an agreement and she broke it. But YDI again because you expected your stuff back. What do you want with a bunch of teddy bears and .. sounds like pearl necklaces and expensive straighteners or whatever you bought. Memories. Gross.
and that's when you deer shank the bitch...
hhmmm.... maybe its becuz she wants to keep ur stuffs instead of returning them to you... so she thought of such excuses...
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Wow, FYL. She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner. Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.
Tell her she owes you the money.