Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to...

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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Thursday 13 August 2009 16:07

Wow, FYL. She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner. Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:09

Tell her she owes you the money.

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Hippie_Slay 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:30

uh dude get over it...you bought it for her in the first place....

Syntax_fml 4

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:23

If you play that route, he doesn't have to give her the stuff she gave him back, which he did. You're an ass.

aceofspades6528 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 18:31

Everything's fair in love and war!

DamionDude 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 0:35

Yeah, unless your pimp hand knows how to slap a bitch

babydollxD 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:45

Haaaa. FYL.

roosseeee 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:22

FYL dude. so beatt, that was extremely rude and selfish on her part.

bigbinga47 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:50

make her go buy your shit back.

Nanda_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 23:35

Duuude, your ex is a dirty bitch! "We decided" implies she intentionally pulled that crap on you. Disgusting.

cottonGIN 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:30

Judge Judy That Bitch!

cottonGIN 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:33

Judge Judy That Bitch!

ms_not_so_happy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 14:07

I agree with 87.

SmokeyPL 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 15:17

ye man, get everything that she gave u back and if she says anything tell her to go suck a donkey ****

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