Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to...

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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lucky0514 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:07

Wow, FYL. She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner. Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:09

Tell her she owes you the money.

Comments

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:19

so don't give her back her stuff, or sue her.

ragsy 7

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:50

What a bitch!

Dynoblaze 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:34

how bitchy. ask for the money or just take something of hers as compensation.

Ridyn 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:41

Never give anything back. dumbass

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 20:57

OP's gonna have to choke a bitch.

diamondg4u2c 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:06

why would a grown up couple be petty and even come up with a stupid idea of giving gifts back?! you should of know it was not a good idea. santa dosent come back around the 4th of july and take the dols back from little girls or the trucks back from little boys...