Love: Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to...

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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lucky0514 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:07

Wow, FYL. She's a real catch...shoulda dumped her sooner. Take back the stuff she bought you! They were all gifts, after all.

XOfiestypixie 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 16:09

Tell her she owes you the money.

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mayjoshua 0

Monday 11 July 2011 10:31

had that exact same thing happen to me.. 900 dollars in jewelry gone along with 500 in clothes. bitches be trippin

janoxkoo 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:53

She doesn't need u.

AJRENO 0

Friday 27 January 2012 2:55

No.

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:47

Dang. FYL if y'all had a "peaceful breakup" and she's just being a bitch. But if you're a jackass and that's the reason y'all broke up, YDI and your ex rocks.

smileycupcake62 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:30

everyone knows that the only good thing about a breakup is keeping the jewlery:)

KevinFlynn 13

Friday 21 June 2013 16:13

what a bitch

KittyChesire 12

Tuesday 18 March 2014 16:37

Get the money back from her

xEDENx 16

Friday 20 November 2015 5:16

She owes you money then :/

StormFlake 8

Wednesday 3 February 2016 23:30

Call the cops

Clarence Gilbert 7

Wednesday 13 December 2017 11:54

whos idea was it to get their stuff back in the first place? if its hers then shes slick and played you. if its yours then you shouldnt hav bothered. fyl for sure.