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By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

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Smyth 3

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

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jellyfish_735 0

maybe it's a sign to move on :p

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swiftcreek2007 0

you sound like Brandon

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RogueAgent327 0

Haha, that's funny. Women determine when we guys have sex and men determine when it's over.

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brownlace 0

that's totally insulting to get off that fast

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skyeyez9 24

Next time make sure your woman is satisfied before you are!

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wreckchaser 0

I'm the reason for your girlfriend problems and she told me you are always a 10 second man

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zbennett 0

this happens to the best of us kid.. lol ok maybe it doesn't.. better luck next time.

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puertoricansgirl 0

have you never heard Katt Williams say to get rid of the first nut? your an idiot.

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tj79 3

hahaha sucks to be you. you know that if you take matters in your own hands in between the times you have sex that wouldn't happen mr speedy

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