By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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whatthefuckcunt 0

hahaha "a talk"... i'd start running. now.

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allmidnighteyes 10

marriage proposal after less than a year? On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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Zedbra 0

Funny how he gets mad at you, but not the wiman who cheated on him.

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JordanLovely 0

damn. as a very motivated and dedicated marine corp wife i'd want to have nice chat with her.

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GuitarGeek44 3

I would tell him she never mentioned being married

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bkaiser124 0

Well shes a bitch. And ur completely ******

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Gela96 0

Tell him that she wasnt wearing a ring

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spartan456 0

Your ****** to say the least and dude a years to short of time to propose

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USMC0331 0

YDI for cheating with a military mans wife who was overseas fighting to keep your sorry ass free

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Attica 20

"...I didn't know she was married.FML" ... uhh, not his fault! Read before you get so wound up. Nowhere does it say that he made a conscious decision to get into a relationship with a married woman.

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BigDreamer26 6

wow so much for her faithfully waiting for his return.

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