Love: Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended...

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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By Lysh - 24/11/2016 05:38

Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML

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You're in the army now

By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

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By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

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By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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whatthefuckcunt 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:06

hahaha "a talk"... i'd start running. now.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:50

marriage proposal after less than a year? On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

Comments

sarcdude 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:08

Well as much as that sucks, the bright side is you don't have to be married to this ***** of a woman.

waffles2009 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:46

bring a gun when you meet the guy and say "Bring back some memories?"

memeweaver 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:19

Arrange the meeting in his 1SG or CO's office, offer to testify at his divorce trial, be prepared to explain how you can be ignorant of the fact she is married. Maybe you didn't meet any of her friends, but did you really propose without meeting her Family?

MattMyers84 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 22:01

DUDE! your a Jodie that sucks dont go to talk to the guy like seriosly at all he will mess you up

nm22395 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:33

Run. Now. Don't look back, and get on a plane to somewhere far, far away. Or learn ninjitsu.

PVThitt 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:14

he's going to whoop some jody ass! haga

SickOfThisScene 0

Friday 19 February 2010 15:24

wow. i don't understand how someone would cheat on their loved one that is in a war fighting for everyone!! that is just sooo wrong. i understand that she might wanted to be "loved" but if you need a loved one all the time then don't date-marry, someone that will almost always be gone. thats not right. her loved one in Iraq is i'm sure always thinking about her and how much he loves and misses her. i'm so against this, as you can tell!!